Crabus Sidewayus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 327 (the page with a little sand still stuck in the crease)
- Spell
- Crabus Sidewayus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (easy, once you learn the steps)
- Casting time
- Low tide on a lazy beach day
- Mana required
- 1 tiny red crab, 1 warm sandy beach and 8 legs of pure inspiration
A tiny red crab scuttles past on the beach. A chubby ginger tabby wizard cat in a mint-green star hat watches very closely. The crab goes sideways. She has never seen anything so stylish in her life.
So she tries it. One step sideways. Two steps sideways. She clacks her paws together like little claws. Now she will only walk sideways, even in the kitchen, even down the hallway, even to her food bowl. The crab is very proud. SCUTTLE.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: walking sideways through every doorway, clacking your hands together for no reason, and getting very strange looks at the beach.
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- Ships worldwide
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- 30-day returns
Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
Shipping
After it ships, delivery takes 2–5 business days in the US and 10–30 business days to Canada and other countries. Shipping is calculated at checkout, with delivery times shown for your country. Shipping Policy
Returns & cancellations
Defective, misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Orders can be cancelled within 48 hours of being placed. Refund Policy
Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras