Cradleus Clackus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 297 (the page that makes a soft clicking sound when you turn it)
- Spell
- Cradleus Clackus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (effortless, one tap keeps it going for hours)
- Casting time
- All day, every day, during work hours
- Mana required
- 5 silver balls on strings, 1 desk and one tireless paw
On your desk sits a little row of five silver balls on strings. You tap one, and they clack back and forth. A chubby smoky gray tabby wizard cat in a blue star hat sees this and becomes its new full-time operator.
Clack. Clack. Clack. The moment it slows down, she taps it again. She does not get bored. She does not take breaks. She does not care that you are on a call. Physics has never had a bigger fan. CLACKATHON.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: hearing clacking in your dreams, moving the desk toy to a very high shelf, and secretly loving the rhythm.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras