Cucumberus Terrorus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 26 (the page with a green vegetable drawn on it)
- Spell
- Cucumberus Terrorus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Easy to trigger, impossible to control)
- Casting time
- Instantly, and about three feet high
- Mana required
- 1 silent cucumber, 1 innocent cat, and 1 enormous leap
A tiny gray wizard in a green hat turns around and sees it. Green. Long. Silent. It wasn't there before! Her sparkly eyes go huge, her fur puffs up, and she leaps straight into the air with a shocked little MRRP!
Cucumberus Terrorus is the most mysterious spell in the book. Why the cucumber? Nobody knows. Not even the cucumber. Please keep vegetables away from her, because she already thinks the kitchen is haunted.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: hiding salad ingredients, checking behind you for vegetables, and a new respect for how high cats can jump.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras