Curtainus Climbus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 74 (the page that is hanging by a thread)
- Spell
- Curtainus Climbus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (The curtain rod is begging for mercy)
- Casting time
- The moment you hang new curtains
- Mana required
- 1 curtain, 4 claws, and a climb straight to the top
You hung new curtains. They looked lovely. And then our tiny wizard scaled them like a mountain, claws hooked in, now dangling halfway up and looking at you like you put her there.
Curtainus Climbus is a forbidden spell of destruction. Your curtains will now have tiny holes all the way up. Scholars recommend a cat tree. She'll climb the curtains next to it.
Stick her on your water bottle, a much safer climbing spot. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: tiny holes in all your curtains, a sudden interest in cat trees, and keeping your curtains tied up.
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