Dinnerus Secondus Scamus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 4 (the page that she says she's never read)
- Spell
- Dinnerus Secondus Scamus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (She has been fed, she is lying)
- Casting time
- Twenty minutes after breakfast, when the second human wakes up
- Mana required
- 1 empty bowl, 1 sad face, and a performance that deserves an award
You fed her. You know you fed her. But when your partner walks into the kitchen, our tiny wizard sits beside her empty bowl with the saddest eyes in the world, as if she hasn't eaten since last Tuesday.
Dinnerus Secondus Scamus is a forbidden spell because it works every single time. She gets two breakfasts. She gets two dinners. She gets the leftover chicken. Scholars recommend a feeding chart on the fridge. She will ignore the chart.
Stick her on your water bottle as a reminder to never trust those eyes. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: a feeding chart on the fridge, saying "did you feed the cat?" every morning, and a cat who seems slightly rounder than before.
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