Doorus Closedus Screamus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 29 (the page that is half open)
- Spell
- Doorus Closedus Screamus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Hard on humans, easy on cats)
- Casting time
- Every 4 minutes, all day
- Mana required
- 1 closed door, 1 open door, and 0 intention of going through either
The door is closed. Our tiny wizard sits in front of it in her blue starry hat and screams like the world is ending. You get up from the couch. You open the door. She looks through it, sniffs the air, blinks her big sparkly eyes, and walks away with her tail held high. A tiny satisfied mrrp drifts back over her shoulder.
Scholars of doors explain that the cat never wanted to go through it. She wanted the option. A closed door is an insult. An open door is boring. You will close it again. She will scream again. This is your life now, and honestly, you love it.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: leaving every door slightly ajar, getting up from the couch for no reason, and finally understanding commitment issues. 🚪
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras