Dotus Redus Chasus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 31 (the page with a little red dot on it)
- Spell
- Dotus Redus Chasus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (Impossible, and that's the fun)
- Casting time
- Until somebody's arm gets tired
- Mana required
- 1 red dot, 1 wall, and an infinite supply of zoomies
The red ghost has returned. It appears on the floor. It leaps up the wall. Our tiny mint-green wizard, pink hat flying, pounces with all four paws, toe beans spread wide. She lands. She lifts her paw. Nothing there. Her sparkly eyes go wider. The dot is on the ceiling now. How?! Mrrp?!
Scholars agree the red ghost cannot be caught, which is exactly why it must be chased forever. Our wizard has never caught it. She has never given up. She is undefeated in trying. We admire her very much.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: staring at walls for no reason, a quick little wiggle before you pounce on anything, and the urge to give your cat a toy they can actually catch afterwards. 🔴
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras