Fanus Breezus Blissus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 24 (the page that keeps blowing away)
- Spell
- Fanus Breezus Blissus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (Requires a fan and zero dignity)
- Casting time
- The first hot afternoon of the year
- Mana required
- 1 desk fan, 1 face pressed right up to it, and all of the breeze, forever
You turn on the fan. You sit down to feel the cool air. You feel nothing. That's because our tiny wizard is sitting directly in front of it, eyes half closed, fur blowing back like she's starring in a shampoo commercial.
Fanus Breezus Blissus is pure luxury magic. No damage, no mess, just one very cool cat and one very warm human. She will not share. She considers herself the wind's only rightful customer.
Put her on your laptop, where she can enjoy the cooling vents in peace. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: a sudden need to stand dramatically in front of fans, hair that looks windswept for no reason, and a laptop that looks a little more fabulous.
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