Faucetus Dripus Lickus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 2 (the page with a suspicious water ring)
- Spell
- Faucetus Dripus Lickus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (Requires excellent balance on a slippery sink)
- Casting time
- Every time you turn the faucet off
- Mana required
- 1 drip every 3 seconds, 1 extremely pink tongue, and 0 interest in the fresh water bowl
The water bowl is full. It is clean. It was poured with love. Our tiny wizard has never looked at it once. Instead she hops onto the bathroom sink, sits like a very proper little loaf, and stares at the faucet with huge, sparkly, hopeful eyes until one single drop forms. Blip. Tiny pink tongue. Blip. Tiny pink tongue. A happy little mrrp echoes off the tiles.
Scholars of the bathroom arts believe faucet water is enchanted, because it tastes of effort and forbidden places. Leave the tap running for her and she will walk away instantly. It has to be a drip. It has to be her drip.
Stick the spell on your laptop, water bottle or notebook. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: leaving the bathroom tap on "just a little," explaining to guests why your cat won't drink from a bowl, and a deep respect for tiny tongues. 💧
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