Feetus Pillowus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 45 (the page tucked under the blanket)
- Spell
- Feetus Pillowus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Moderate, you must not move your feet)
- Casting time
- The second you get comfy in bed
- Mana required
- 1 pair of human feet, 1 warm cat, and a dare to move even one toe
You've finally gotten comfortable in bed. And then you feel it: a warm, fluffy weight landing right on top of your feet. Our tiny wizard has chosen them as her pillow. Her huge sparkly eyes are open, and they say, go on. Move. I dare you.
Feetus Pillowus is a loving spell of quiet control. Your feet will fall asleep before you do. You'll lie perfectly still for hours to avoid disturbing her. That's love. That's also a cramp.
Stick her on your notebook and keep her close. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: numb feet every night, an unwillingness to ever move in bed, and endless gratitude for warm toes.
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