Floppus Dramaticus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 33 (the page that fainted onto the floor)
- Spell
- Floppus Dramaticus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (Requires award-winning acting)
- Casting time
- Whenever you walk past without petting
- Mana required
- 1 dramatic flop, 1 small dust cloud, and an immediate need for belly rubs
You walk past. You don't stop. Big mistake. Our tiny lavender wizard clutches her chest, wobbles once, and flops onto her side in a puff of dust, pink hat sliding over her eyes. She is fainting. She is weak. She peeks out from under the hat with one sparkly eye to check that you are watching. Mrrp, she whispers. Save me.
Scholars of theatre consider Floppus Dramaticus the finest performance in all of catdom. The only known cure is pets, given immediately and in large quantities. She recovers instantly. She will relapse in about twelve minutes.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: flopping onto the couch with extra flair, demanding attention in a theatrical whisper, and spontaneous standing ovations for your cat. 🎭
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras