Goslingus Leadus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 341 (the page with a little yellow feather tucked inside)
- Spell
- Goslingus Leadus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (easy, the goslings do all the following)
- Casting time
- A sunny spring morning by the pond
- Mana required
- 4 fuzzy yellow goslings, 1 patch of green grass and one cat who was in the right place at the right time
Four fuzzy yellow goslings hatch on a sunny morning, open their eyes and see the first thing in front of them. It is a chubby brown tabby wizard cat in a mint-green star hat, and now they are absolutely sure she is their mother.
She walks across the yard. They follow. She stops. They stop. She turns left and four little peeps turn left too. She tries to nap and they nap on top of her. She has decided this is fine, actually, and now leads a daily parade. MOTHER GOOSE.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: being followed by small animals everywhere you go, an unexpected parade every morning, and a cat who now honks.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
Shipping
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Returns & cancellations
Defective, misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Orders can be cancelled within 48 hours of being placed. Refund Policy
Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras