Grassus Munchus Regretus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 48 (the page with a tiny green stain)
- Spell
- Grassus Munchus Regretus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Easy to cast, hard to undo)
- Casting time
- About four bites, then a dramatic pause
- Mana required
- 1 blade of grass, 1 brave tummy, and 0 lessons learned
A tiny mint-green wizard in an orange hat finds one perfect blade of grass. Munch. Delicious. Munch munch. One more. Then her sparkly eyes go very wide, a little green swirl appears over her head, and she makes a very small uh-oh mrrp.
Grassus Munchus Regretus is a spell cats cast on themselves, every single time, with total confidence. The grass is always tasty. The regret is always sudden. Tomorrow she will eat the grass again, because hope lives in her little heart.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: keeping paper towels close, sprinting toward suspicious noises, and the urge to say "I told you so" to a cat.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras