Groomus Pausus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 36 (the page where everything just stopped)
- Spell
- Groomus Pausus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (Easy, she can hold it for hours)
- Casting time
- Halfway through a bath, when something catches her eye
- Mana required
- 1 leg in the air, 1 tongue out, and a total system freeze
She's mid-groom. One leg is straight up in the air. Her tongue is sticking out. And then she stops completely, staring at you like you're the one being weird.
Groomus Pausus is a spell of perfect stillness. She could stay in this pose for hours. You'll start to wonder if she's okay. She's fine. She's just thinking about something. Nobody knows what.
Now she can freeze mid-groom on your laptop forever. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: freezing mid-task for no reason, staring into space with your tongue out, and photos of your cat in impossible poses.
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