Hairus Tieus Thievus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 8 (the page with a hair tie stuck under it)
- Spell
- Hairus Tieus Thievus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Easy, they're always on the nightstand)
- Casting time
- Every time you need one
- Mana required
- 1 stolen hair tie, 1 sneaky swat, and 0 hair ties left in the house
You bought a pack of fifty hair ties last week. You have none now. Our tiny grey-and-white wizard in her pink starry hat has been busy, batting each one across the floor with expert little swats, sparkly eyes gleaming, chasing it down the hall with a happy mrrp.
Scholars of the bathroom shelf believe somewhere in every house is a secret hair tie hoard, guarded by a tiny wizard. You will never find it. You will buy more. She will take those too, one at a time, very lovingly.
Stick the spell on your laptop, water bottle or notebook. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: wearing your hair down more often, finding hair ties under the fridge, and keeping a spare on your wrist at all times. 🎀
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