Knockus Offus Tableus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 9 (the page with the coffee stain)
- Spell
- Knockus Offus Tableus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Effortless)
- Casting time
- Exactly when you're watching
- Mana required
- 2 treats, 1 full mug, 1 human saying "no," and 0 remorse
The ritual never changes. Our tiny wizard, in a slightly-too-big pink hat, hops onto the table with a happy little mrrp. Sits. Tucks in their beans. Stares into your soul with enormous, sparkly eyes. One soft, toe-beaned paw reaches out, slowly, sweetly, like a magician who has never once been told no and listened. Boop. The mug wobbles. You whisper "please." The cat blinks at you, very lovingly, and gravity does the rest.
Scholars believe this spell has been cast more times than anyone can count since the invention of shelves. No cat has ever apologized. Most were rewarded with chin scratches within the minute, thanks to the spell's secondary effect, Cutenus Overwhelmus: it is scientifically impossible to stay mad at a face that round.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: strangers showing you 47 photos of their cat, uncontrollable "awww"s from every pet owner within 20 feet, and a sudden urge to move your drink away from the edge. 🐾
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras