Laundrus Cleanus Furrus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 18 (the page that smells like dryer sheets)
- Spell
- Laundrus Cleanus Furrus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Effortless, gravity does most of it)
- Casting time
- The exact second the laundry comes out
- Mana required
- 1 warm basket, 1 dark sweater, and 1,000,000 white hairs
You fold one shirt. You turn around. A tiny fluffy wizard in a purple hat is now lying in the middle of your warm, clean, dark clothes, sparkly eyes wide open, looking extremely pleased with herself. She gives one sleepy mrrp and melts into the pile.
This is Laundrus Cleanus Furrus, a spell that turns any clean black outfit into a cozy fur blanket. It only works on fresh laundry, and it works best on the outfit you need for tomorrow. The lint roller is not a counter-spell. Nothing is.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: owning three lint rollers, folding laundry around a cat, and wearing her fur proudly as a badge of love.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Returns & cancellations
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras