Lighthouseus Beamus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 378 (the page with a tiny drawing of a boat and a very bright star)
- Spell
- Lighthouseus Beamus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (easy to cast, she just has to open her eyes)
- Casting time
- Every foggy night, from dusk until breakfast
- Mana required
- 1 tall striped lighthouse, 1 starry night sky and two very big, very glowing eyes
It is a dark night by the sea, and the little boats cannot find their way home. A chubby black wizard cat in a purple star hat climbs all the way to the top of the red-and-white lighthouse and opens her eyes wide.
Two golden beams sweep across the waves. Left. Right. Left again. One by one, the little boats follow the light back to the harbour, and every sailor waves up at the tiny glowing cat on the tower. She does not blink once all night. She is very proud and slightly sleepy. SAFE HARBOR. Her only payment is fresh fish.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: always finding your way home, glowing eyes in every night photo, and a cat who now sits on top of the tallest thing in every room.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras