Loafus Perfectus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 7 (the page that smells like fresh toast)
- Spell
- Loafus Perfectus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (Easy, perfectly symmetrical)
- Casting time
- Every afternoon at nap time
- Mana required
- 1 cozy loaf shape, 4 hidden paws, and 0 visible legs
Our tiny wizard has achieved the ultimate form. She tucks her paws in, wraps her tail around and sits so neatly that she is no longer a cat. She is a perfect little loaf of bread, golden and fluffy, with a mint starry hat on top and two sparkly eyes peeking out. A soft, toasty mrrp comes from somewhere in the middle.
Scholars of the bakery say there has never been a better loaf. Do not slice. Do not butter. Only pat gently on the top. She stays this way for hours, warm and smug, and absolutely nobody can be sure where her legs went.
Stick the spell on your laptop, water bottle or notebook. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: seeing loaves everywhere, craving bread at odd hours, and calling your cat "my little baguette." 🍞
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