Matus Welcomus Judgus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 53 (the page that says WELCOME in judgy letters)
- Spell
- Matus Welcomus Judgus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Moderate, the guest must arrive)
- Casting time
- The moment someone rings the doorbell
- Mana required
- 1 welcome mat, 1 visiting guest, and a long, slow, judgmental look
The doormat says Welcome. Our tiny wizard, sitting right on top of it, does not agree. Every guest must pass inspection. She looks at their shoes. She looks at their bag. She looks deep into their soul.
Matus Welcomus Judgus is the ancient spell of the doorkeeper. Some guests pass. Most don't. All of them will be watched closely for the rest of the visit, just in case.
Stick her on your laptop so she can judge your meetings. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: guests who feel strangely evaluated, a habit of checking the doormat, and a deep desire to have a cat bouncer.
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