Nailus Clipus Dramaticus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 27 (the page that was scratched in protest)
- Spell
- Nailus Clipus Dramaticus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Two humans and a towel minimum)
- Casting time
- The second the clippers come out
- Mana required
- 4 paws of tiny claws, 1 pair of clippers, and an award-winning performance
You haven't even started. You're just holding the clippers. And our tiny wizard has already collapsed dramatically onto her back, paws in the air, crying as if you've asked her to walk across lava.
Nailus Clipus Dramaticus is the most theatrical spell in the book. One nail. You got one nail. She will not forgive you, until dinner. Scholars recommend treats, patience and possibly a second human.
Stick her on your water bottle as a reminder that you, too, can be dramatic. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: nails that never get finished, dramatic sighing at small tasks, and an urge to collect tiny towels.
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