Peaus Podus Popus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 339 (the page with a small green pea pressed between the leaves)
- Spell
- Peaus Podus Popus
- Difficulty
- Adept (easy, the pods practically open themselves)
- Casting time
- Dinner prep, while nobody is watching the cutting board
- Mana required
- 1 handful of fresh pea pods, 2 nimble paws and peas rolling under the fridge forever
Someone left a pile of fresh pea pods on the counter. A chubby gray tabby wizard cat in a mint-green star hat picks one up and sees a little green boat full of passengers.
She squeezes. POP. The peas fly out and bounce across the floor. She squeezes another. POP POP. Soon there are peas under the table, peas under the fridge and one pea inside your slipper. She does not eat a single one. She just loves setting them free. PEA PARTY.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: finding peas in your slippers for weeks, popping bubble wrap with great joy, and a cat who now watches you shop for vegetables.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
Shipping
After it ships, delivery takes 2–5 business days in the US and 10–30 business days to Canada and other countries. Shipping is calculated at checkout, with delivery times shown for your country. Shipping Policy
Returns & cancellations
Defective, misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Orders can be cancelled within 48 hours of being placed. Refund Policy
Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras