Pizzaus Crustus Thievus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 57 (the page with a grease stain shaped like a triangle)
- Spell
- Pizzaus Crustus Thievus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Nobody gets between her and the cheese)
- Casting time
- The moment the delivery box opens
- Mana required
- 1 slice of pepperoni pizza, 1 tiny jaw, and a getaway faster than the delivery driver
The pizza arrives. The box opens. Steam rises like a dream, and before you can say "wait," our tiny wizard drags an entire slice off the plate, cheese stretching behind her like a stringy little bridge, and scampers away with her prize.
Pizzaus Crustus Thievus is a forbidden thievery spell. She doesn't even want the pizza. She just wants the slice that was yours. She'll guard it under the couch, sniff it once, and look at you like it was a fair trade.
Stick her on your pizza night water bottle as a warning to all slices. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: eating pizza standing up, counting slices like a bank teller, and finding pepperoni under the couch weeks later.
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