Plantus Munchus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 13 (the page with tiny bite marks)
- Spell
- Plantus Munchus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Easy, the plant cannot run)
- Casting time
- One slow, guilty chomp at a time
- Mana required
- 1 houseplant, 2 innocent eyes, and 0 leaves left unbitten
A sunny little yellow wizard in a green hat sits next to your favorite plant. She is not doing anything. She is just sitting. Very innocently. With a leaf in her mouth. She looks at you sideways with big sparkly eyes and keeps chewing, slowly, like you won't notice. Mrrp?
Plantus Munchus is a gentle herbal spell. Every leaf gets exactly one tiny bite, never more, so the plant looks like it lost a fight with a very small, very polite monster. Move the plant higher. She will learn to fly. Wizard cats always do.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: moving plants to taller and taller shelves, leaves with suspicious bite-shaped holes, and buying cat grass that she will completely ignore.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras