Plateus Lickus Cleanus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 67 (the page that has been licked spotless)
- Spell
- Plateus Lickus Cleanus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (The plate was still on the table)
- Casting time
- The second you stand up from dinner
- Mana required
- 1 dinner plate, 1 tiny tongue, and not a single crumb left behind
You got up for one second to grab a napkin. When you came back, our tiny wizard was standing on the table, licking your plate so clean it sparkled. The gravy is gone. The crumbs are gone. Your dignity is mostly gone.
Plateus Lickus Cleanus is a kitchen spell of shocking efficiency. Scholars say she could replace the dishwasher. Scholars are not allowed at dinner anymore.
Stick her on your water bottle, where there's nothing to lick. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: guarding your plate with both arms, plates that look suspiciously clean, and never leaving the table mid-meal again.
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