Rentus Collectus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 58 (the page with the invoice)
- Spell
- Rentus Collectus
- Difficulty
- Adept (simple, strict and on time)
- Casting time
- Due now
- Mana required
- 1 very official pink hat, 1 invoice with a fish drawn on it, 1 tuna, no exceptions
You live here. You eat here. You sleep in the good spot of the bed that was clearly reserved. So our wizard straightens her pink star hat, narrows her eyes, and slides a single invoice across the floor. It has one drawing on it, a fish. The message is clear: 1 TUNA, DUE NOW.
There is no payment plan. Late fees are paid in scratches. The landlord blinks slowly, very professionally, and repeats the terms of the lease: PAY UP.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Fit: a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. Gift idea: a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. Printed to order just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: a nagging feeling you owe someone a can of tuna, hearing the fridge open from three rooms away, and accidentally calling your cat “sir.”
Want the full story? Read Rentus Collectus in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras