Sockus Stealus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 12 (the page that smells faintly of laundry)
- Spell
- Sockus Stealus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Embarrassingly easy)
- Casting time
- The exact moment the laundry basket is left unguarded
- Mana required
- 1 warm sock, 1 victory lap, and 0 intention of ever giving it back
You fold the laundry. You count the socks. You count them again. One is missing. Somewhere down the hallway comes a proud, muffled mrrrow, and here comes our tiny wizard, pink hat slightly askew, dragging one single sock across the floor like a hunting trophy. Not the pair. Never the pair. Just the one, so you'll always know.
The matching sock stays behind, alone in the basket, forever waiting. Scholars of the dark arts of the hallway agree this is the cruelest part of the spell. The wizard cat drops the sock at your feet, sits beside it, and stares up at you with enormous, sparkly eyes, expecting praise for a successful hunt. You give the praise. Of course you give the praise.
The wizard cat and the sock are on the front, and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns exactly where the socks go. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: mysteriously mismatched socks, strangers confessing their cat's own sock crimes, and a sudden urge to check under the couch. 🧦
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras