Stareus Darknus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 34 (the page that is very dark and very quiet)
- Spell
- Stareus Darknus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Easy, if you have glowing eyes)
- Casting time
- Sometime around 4 a.m.
- Mana required
- 1 dark doorway, 2 glowing eyes, and 0 explanations, ever
You wake up in the middle of the night. Something feels... watched. You look at the doorway. There, in the dark, under a little starry hat, are two big round glowing eyes. Our tiny wizard sits perfectly still, staring at you. She does not blink. She does not move. She has been there for hours.
Scholars of the night say she is guarding you. Others say she is waiting for breakfast. She will never confirm either. When you whisper her name, she gives one tiny mrrp, trots in on silent toe beans, and curls up right on your feet. Spooky, then sweet. Classic wizard.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: checking doorways before bed, getting very good at not screaming, and finding glowing eyes strangely comforting. 🌙
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Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras