Stringcheeseus Peelus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 246 (the page with a long white thread stuck to it that is definitely cheese)
- Spell
- Stringcheeseus Peelus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (moderate, the wrapper is crinkly but the payoff is huge)
- Casting time
- Every time a snack is left unattended for one second
- Mana required
- 1 string cheese stick, 1 crinkly wrapper and an entire rug to decorate
One white stick of joy, still in its wrapper on the coffee table. A chubby soft ginger tabby wizard cat in a coral star hat has watched you peel it a hundred times. Tonight she does it herself.
She peels it strand by strand, long and thin and stretchy, and lays every ribbon across the living room rug like tinsel. She eats exactly none of it. She just wanted to see it come apart. STRINGY.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: eating your string cheese in a locked bathroom, picking cheese threads out of the carpet, and buying the big multipack just to keep the peace.
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- Ships worldwide
- Made to order
- 30-day returns
Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
Shipping
After it ships, delivery takes 2–5 business days in the US and 10–30 business days to Canada and other countries. Shipping is calculated at checkout, with delivery times shown for your country. Shipping Policy
Returns & cancellations
Defective, misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Orders can be cancelled within 48 hours of being placed. Refund Policy
Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras