Tableclothus Trickus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 296 (the page with a tiny silk handkerchief tucked in it)
- Spell
- Tableclothus Trickus
- Difficulty
- Adept (easy, as long as nobody blinks)
- Casting time
- Right after the flowers are put on the table
- Mana required
- 1 tablecloth, 2 vases of flowers and one mighty yank
The table is set with a pretty tablecloth and two little vases of flowers. A chubby seal-brown tabby wizard cat in a blue star hat grabs one corner in her teeth and announces, silently, that she will now perform a magic trick.
One mighty yank. The tablecloth whips away in a swirl. And the vases? They wobble, they tilt, and then they stay perfectly still. Nothing moved. She bows for the audience, which is you, standing there holding your breath. TA-DA.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: clapping for your cat in an empty room, gluing the vases down just in case, and booking her for birthday parties.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
Shipping
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras