Treeskirtus Dragus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 292 (the page with a little red velvet bow pressed in it)
- Spell
- Treeskirtus Dragus
- Difficulty
- Adept (easy, the tree skirt slides beautifully on wood floors)
- Casting time
- Right after the tree is finally decorated
- Mana required
- 1 velvet tree skirt, 1 freshly trimmed tree and one long hallway
The tree is up, the lights are on, and a soft green tree skirt sits under it like a little velvet pond. A chubby cinnamon-brown wizard cat in a mint star hat sees it and thinks it would look much better somewhere else.
She grabs one edge in her teeth and walks backward. And walks. And walks. The tree skirt glides out from under the presents, across the living room and down the hall, where she curls up in it like a holiday burrito. SKIRT CHASE.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: putting the tree skirt back every morning, finding pine needles in the hallway, and having the coziest cat on the block.
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- Ships worldwide
- Made to order
- 30-day returns
Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
Shipping
After it ships, delivery takes 2–5 business days in the US and 10–30 business days to Canada and other countries. Shipping is calculated at checkout, with delivery times shown for your country. Shipping Policy
Returns & cancellations
Defective, misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Orders can be cancelled within 48 hours of being placed. Refund Policy
Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras