Treeus Holidayus Climbus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 15 (the page with tinsel stuck to it)
- Spell
- Treeus Holidayus Climbus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Hard, the tree fights back)
- Casting time
- One festive leap, then a crash
- Mana required
- 1 decorated tree, 12 shiny ornaments, and 0 stars left on top
The holiday tree looks perfect. Lights glowing, ornaments shining, star on top. Then a fluffy gray wizard in a pink hat climbs all the way up, pops her head out of the branches, and replaces the star with herself. Her sparkly eyes twinkle brighter than the lights. The tree begins to lean. Mrrp!
Treeus Holidayus Climbus is cast once a year, every year, no matter what you do. Shorter tree? She climbs faster. Fake tree? She climbs it anyway. The star lies on the floor. The tree leans at a jolly angle. And honestly? She is the best topper you have ever had.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: unbreakable ornaments only, a tree tied to the wall, and holiday photos where the top of the tree is always a cat.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras