Vettus Mentionus Flopus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 228 (the page that is mysteriously flat, as if something lay on it)
- Spell
- Vettus Mentionus Flopus
- Difficulty
- Adept (effortless, bones are optional)
- Casting time
- The instant anyone says the word that starts with V
- Mana required
- 1 blue cat carrier, 1 appointment card and zero bones whatsoever
Someone said the word. The one that starts with V. The blue carrier came out of the closet, and a chubby long-haired Himalayan with a dark mask decided she no longer has a skeleton. Her mint star hat fell right off her head.
She is a puddle now. A fluffy, sighing, perfectly flat puddle. Try to lift her and she pours through your fingers like warm pudding. Mention treats and she is fine. Mention the V word and science fails. CANNOT BE LIFTED.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: spelling out V-E-T in a whisper, hiding the carrier in plain sight for a week, and scooping up a cat-shaped puddle with both arms.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
Shipping
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Returns & cancellations
Defective, misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Orders can be cancelled within 48 hours of being placed. Refund Policy
Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras