Wallus Parkourus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 3 (the page with tiny claw marks along the wall)
- Spell
- Wallus Parkourus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (The wall did not consent)
- Casting time
- Exactly 3:07 AM
- Mana required
- 1 hallway wall, 1 burst of zoomies, and a full parkour routine at top speed
It's the middle of the night. Something is running down the hallway. Then it's running up the hallway. Our tiny wizard bounces off the wall like a fluffy ninja, flips in the air, and lands without slowing down.
Wallus Parkourus is a night spell of pure speed. Nobody knows why it happens or where she's going. She'll stop as suddenly as she started, sit down, and lick her paw like none of this was her.
Stick her on your water bottle and let the zoomies inspire you. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: waking up at 3 AM for no reason, scuff marks on your hallway walls, and an urge to sprint around your house.
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