Waterus Glassus Thievus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 21 (the page next to the nightstand)
- Spell
- Waterus Glassus Thievus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Effortless, the glass is right there)
- Casting time
- The second you look away
- Mana required
- 1 fresh fountain ignored, 1 human glass, and 0 shame
Her water fountain is filtered, fresh and bubbling. It's never good enough. A tiny lavender wizard in a yellow hat hops onto your nightstand, dips her little face into your glass, and goes slurp slurp slurp, sparkly eyes locked on you the whole time.
Waterus Glassus Thievus works on any glass a human is about to drink from. It turns ordinary tap water into forbidden water, which is the most delicious kind. Covering your glass only makes the spell stronger. She knows where you keep the spare cups.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: drinking with one hand over the glass, keeping a decoy glass for her, and finding whiskers in your water.
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Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras