Whiteboardus Wipus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 374 (the page with a smudge where the to-do list used to be)
- Spell
- Whiteboardus Wipus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (easy to cast, the whole week has to be rewritten)
- Casting time
- Late at night, when the family plan is finally finished
- Mana required
- 1 family whiteboard, 1 felt eraser and one sweep of a fluffy arm
The family whiteboard has a plan. Boxes, arrows, chores, dentist appointments, a very important list. A chubby tabby wizard cat in a blue star hat stands up on her back paws, picks up the eraser and gets to work.
Swish. The dentist is gone. Swish. Nobody has to take out the bins this week. Swish, swish. Wednesday no longer exists. When she is done, the board is shiny and clean, and she sits beside it looking quietly proud, as though she has just organised everyone's lives. In a way, she has. WIPED. The only thing still on the schedule is dinner.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: a calendar that is mostly guesswork, chores that mysteriously disappear, and a cat who would like to be consulted on all future plans.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras