Wrapus Paperus Sabotagus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 41 (the page that is mostly tape)
- Spell
- Wrapus Paperus Sabotagus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Only one human has ever finished wrapping a gift in her presence)
- Casting time
- The exact moment you find the scissors
- Mana required
- 1 roll of fancy paper, 3 ribbons, and 0 respect for surprises
You lay out the paper. You line up the box. You turn around for one second to find the tape, and our tiny wizard has become the present. She is wrapped. She is tangled. She is wearing a bow she did not ask for and will not give back.
Scholars call this the Gift of Chaos, because the gift is chaos. Every crinkle is a victory, every torn corner a small spell of joy. The actual present is now under the couch. Merry everything.
Now she can sabotage your laptop lid instead of your gift wrap. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: gifts mysteriously arriving pre-unwrapped, a strong urge to buy more ribbon than necessary, and friends asking if your sticker comes with a bow.
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