Kitchen Chaos
Coffeus Decafus Swappus
Incantation
The beans are switched.
You will not know.
Until noon.
SLEEPY.
- Crime
- Meddles with your morning coffee routine.
- Casting time
- While you are still asleep
- Mana cost
- 1 bag of decaf beans, 1 coffee jar, 1 grey cat who thinks you need more naps
Here is how the spell unfolds: our tiny wizard cat, pouring a bag marked DECAF into a coffee canister, sneaky grin. Casting time: while you are still asleep.
The beans have been switched. You will never know. They will always know. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 bag of decaf beans, 1 coffee jar, 1 grey cat who thinks you need more naps.
Then they wash one paw, very slowly, as if nothing happened at all.
Counter-spell
1. Play hard in the evening, then serve a meal; hunt, eat, groom, sleep is the natural cat bedtime routine.
2. Try not to reward 3 AM demands with food or attention, so the spell stops working.
3. An automatic feeder can take you out of the breakfast equation.
4. Leave a few toys or a window perch out for solo night entertainment.
