Candlelightus Crashus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 371 (the page with a heart drawn on it and a paw print right in the middle)
- Spell
- Candlelightus Crashus
- Difficulty
- Adept (easy to cast, every date night is an open invitation)
- Casting time
- The moment the candles are lit and the music goes soft
- Mana required
- 2 flickering candles, 2 dinner plates and one uninvited guest
Two candles. Two plates. Soft music and dim lights. The humans are gazing into each other's eyes. A chubby ginger tabby wizard cat in a pink star hat notices something terrible: there is an empty spot right in the middle of the table.
She hops up, settles neatly between the plates and gazes lovingly at both of them, one at a time. She does not touch the food. She simply sits there in the candlelight looking adorable, so nobody has the heart to move her. Romance is now a group activity. TABLE FOR THREE. She would like the chef's special, please.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: every date night arriving with a plus one, candlelit dinners that come with a furry centrepiece, and a cat who expects her own place setting.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
Shipping
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Returns & cancellations
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras