Hunt & Play Arcana: Pounce Spells

Fishus Bowlus Stareus

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Fishus Bowlus Stareus

Incantation

Little orange friend.
Little orange snack.
The glass is between us.
For now.
PATIENCE.

Crime
Stares longingly at the fish tank.
Casting time
All afternoon, every afternoon
Mana cost
1 fishbowl, 1 squished cat nose, and 0 blinks for three hours

The Spellbook describes the scene like this: our tiny wizard cat, pressing its face against a fishbowl, a small fish staring back calmly. Casting time: all afternoon, every afternoon.

Little orange friend. Little orange snack. The glass keeps the peace, barely. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 fishbowl, 1 squished cat nose, and 0 blinks for three hours.

No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."

Counter-spell

1. Use a secure lid on fish tanks and bowls.
2. Give your cat a window view or cat TV for safe 'hunting' entertainment.
3. Provide interactive play so the fish are less of a project.

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