Order of the Loaf: Slumber Sorcery
Napus Seventeenus
Incantation
Nap one.
Nap two.
Nap many.
Nap more.
- Crime
- Takes nap number seventeen of the day.
- Casting time
- Always. Literally always.
- Mana cost
- 1 soft cushion, 17 naps, and a tally on the wall to prove it
Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, curled on a cushion, sparkly eyes half-open and smug, many tally marks scratched on the wall behind. Casting time: always. Literally always..
Another nap. Count the tally marks. Count them again. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 soft cushion, 17 naps, and a tally on the wall to prove it.
Afterward, the tiny wizard gives a happy little mrrp, tucks their toe beans under, and accepts all compliments.
Counter-spell
1. Provide warm spots on purpose: a window perch, a fleece bed, or a pet-safe heated pad on low.
2. Leave room to move away from heat so they can regulate their temperature.
3. Put a cozy bed near where you are; many cats want warmth and company.
