Cordus Chewus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 72 (the page with a frayed cable taped to it)
- Spell
- Cordus Chewus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Your phone is at 2% and that is not a coincidence)
- Casting time
- The night before a big trip
- Mana required
- 1 charging cable, 2 tiny fangs, and a phone that will never charge again
You plug in your phone. It doesn't charge. You wiggle the cable. Nothing. And then you see it: tiny bite marks all along the cord, and our tiny wizard sitting nearby, looking at you with complete innocence.
Cordus Chewus is a forbidden spell for a good reason: cables are not snacks, and she knows it. Scholars recommend cord covers, chew toys and keeping chargers out of paw's reach. She will look for a new cable anyway.
Stick her on your laptop as a reminder to hide your chargers. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: buying cables in bulk, cord protectors on everything, and checking your charger before bed.
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