Jumpus Failus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 31 (the page with a pawprint that just misses the edge)
- Spell
- Jumpus Failus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Requires confidence she absolutely does not have)
- Casting time
- Whenever someone is watching
- Mana required
- 1 counter, 1 overconfident leap, and a loud scraping sound on the way down
She looks at the counter. She wiggles. She calculates. She launches herself into the air like a graceful champion and misses by about three inches. There's scrabbling. There's a thump. There's a very long silence.
Jumpus Failus is an advanced spell, because the real magic comes after: convincing everyone it was on purpose. She'll stare at you. If you laugh, she'll remember it. She has a very long memory.
Put her somewhere safe and flat, like your laptop lid. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: holding back laughter at the worst possible moment, a nervous urge to stand near counters, and a newfound love of gentle landing pads.
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