Keyus Hideus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 60 (the page with a key-shaped dent)
- Spell
- Keyus Hideus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (You will be late, again)
- Casting time
- The exact moment you need to leave the house
- Mana required
- 1 set of car keys, 1 innocent-looking cat, and a very long search
You're late. You can't find your keys. You check your coat, your bag, the kitchen counter, the fridge. And there she is, our tiny wizard, sitting very calmly in a loaf, right on top of your car keys, watching you search with mild interest.
Keyus Hideus is a thief's spell of the sneakiest kind. She never moves the keys. She just sits on them and waits for you to give up. You'll find them eventually. You'll be very late.
Stick her on your laptop where your keys are always safe. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: checking under your cat before leaving the house, a key hook you never use, and always being five minutes late.
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