Knockus Offus Tableus Classic Wizard Cat T-Shirt, Front Print
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 9, Classic Edition (front side only, the back page got knocked off the table)
- Spell
- Knockus Offus Tableus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Effortless)
- Casting time
- Exactly when you're watching
- Mana required
- 2 treats, 1 full mug, 1 human saying "no," and 0 remorse
The ritual never changes. Our tiny wizard, in a slightly-too-big pink hat, hops onto the table with a happy little mrrp. Sits. Tucks in their beans. Stares into your soul with enormous, sparkly eyes. One soft, toe-beaned paw reaches out, slowly, sweetly. Boop. The mug wobbles. You whisper "please." The cat blinks at you, very lovingly, and gravity does the rest.
No cat has ever apologized for this spell. Most were rewarded with chin scratches within the minute, thanks to its secondary effect, Cutenus Overwhelmus: it is scientifically impossible to stay mad at a face that round.
This is the Classic edition: front print only. The kawaii wizard cat sits right on your chest, and the back of the shirt is plain white, with no incantation. Want the full incantation printed on the back too? That lives on the premium Knockus Offus Tableus front-and-back tee. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Fit: a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft white cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. Gift idea: a funny wizard cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. Printed to order just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: strangers showing you 47 photos of their cat, uncontrollable "awww"s from every pet owner within 20 feet, and a sudden urge to move your drink away from the edge.
Want the full story? Read Knockus Offus Tableus in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.
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Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras