Pushupus Interruptus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 12 (the page with a sweaty pawprint on it)
- Spell
- Pushupus Interruptus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Moderate, she must time the landing for rep number three)
- Casting time
- The exact moment you get into plank position
- Mana required
- 1 yoga mat, 1 pink dumbbell, and 8 pounds of extremely soft extra resistance
You roll out the mat. You get into position. You lower yourself for one honest push-up, and our tiny wizard steps directly onto your back, turns around twice, and settles in like you are a heated bench built just for her.
Pushupus Interruptus is a blockade spell disguised as a fitness program. You can't push up. You can't lie down. You can only hover there, trembling, while a happy little mrrp rumbles between your shoulder blades. Personal trainers hate her.
Stick her on your gym bottle so she can supervise every rep. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: workouts that take twice as long, very strong arms from carrying extra cat, and calling a plank "cuddle time" with a straight face.
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