Sleepmaskus Eternus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 78 (the page that dims itself after 9 PM)
- Spell
- Sleepmaskus Eternus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (effortless, she was already asleep)
- Casting time
- Lights out, plus four seconds
- Mana required
- 1 pastel sleep mask, 1 pink star hat, an alarm clock she will not be hearing
Lights out. Eyes covered. A tiny mint-green wizard has pulled her lavender sleep mask down, curled up into a perfect loaf, and drifted off with a row of little z's floating above her head. Her tail is tucked in. Her toe beans are tucked in. Everything is tucked in.
Do not disturb the sleeper. Do not open the curtains. Do not even think about the vacuum. She will be waking up in the spring, possibly the late spring, and she would like breakfast in bed when she does. ZZZ.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Fit: a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. Gift idea: a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. Printed to order just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: a sudden need to nap at 2 PM, wearing your sleep mask on your forehead "just in case," and asking to be woken up "in spring."
Want the full story? Read Sleepmaskus Eternus in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras