Order of the Loaf: Slumber Sorcery
Sleepmaskus Eternus
Incantation
Lights out.
Eyes covered.
Do not disturb the sleeper.
Wake me in spring.
ZZZ.
- Crime
- Sleeps most of the day and wants it quiet.
- Casting time
- Lights out, plus four seconds
- Mana cost
- 1 pastel sleep mask, 1 pink star hat, an alarm clock she will not be hearing
Here is how the spell unfolds: our tiny wizard cat, wearing a pastel sleep mask, snoozing contentedly. Casting time: lights out, plus four seconds.
Lights out, eyes covered, do not disturb. The nap schedule is full until further notice. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 pastel sleep mask, 1 pink star hat, an alarm clock she will not be hearing.
Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.
Counter-spell
1. Provide warm spots on purpose: a window perch, a fleece bed, or a pet-safe heated pad on low.
2. Leave room to move away from heat so they can regulate their temperature.
3. Put a cozy bed near where you are; many cats want warmth and company.
