Toesus Attackus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 6 (the page with tiny bite marks along the bottom)
- Spell
- Toesus Attackus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (The toes must move, and they always do)
- Casting time
- The moment you wiggle your feet under the blanket
- Mana required
- 2 moving toes, 1 blanket, and a full-speed pounce from out of nowhere
You shift your feet under the blanket. Just a little wiggle. And from across the room, our tiny wizard's eyes go wide. She crouches. She wiggles. She launches onto your toes like a fluffy missile, claws first.
Toesus Attackus is a forbidden night spell. You will never move your feet freely again. You'll sleep like a statue. She'll still find you. The toes are her prey, and she's always hungry.
Stick her on your water bottle, far away from your feet. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: sleeping with your feet perfectly still, socks at all times, and flinching when blankets move.
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