Toiletus Paperus Unrollus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 13 (the page that has been unrolled all the way to the hallway)
- Spell
- Toiletus Paperus Unrollus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Embarrassingly easy, the roll was right there)
- Casting time
- While you are in the shower, unable to stop it
- Mana required
- 1 fresh roll of toilet paper, 2 enthusiastic paws, and 0 squares left for you
It was a brand-new roll. It was beautiful. It was full of promise. Then our tiny wizard arrived, spun it like a prize wheel, and turned the bathroom into a snowy wonderland of white fluff. She now sits in the middle of it all holding the empty cardboard tube like a trophy.
Toiletus Paperus Unrollus is one of the most feared spells in the book, because it's cast exactly when you need the roll most. Scholars recommend buying in bulk. Scholars also recommend closing the door. Nobody listens to scholars.
The wizard cat and her paper ocean are on the front, and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone knows exactly who to blame. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: an instinct to hide every toilet roll you own, strangers sharing their own bathroom disaster stories, and a newfound respect for cardboard tubes.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras